Excerpt from a presiential press release (archived here):

[...] The President considers that the stopping of work makes impossible the use of this development opportunity by the Jiu Valley residents, despite the fact that over 1,000 billion old Romanian Lei have been spent so far.

Being against Floating Waste (as in the missing Romanian Fleet, get it, almighty president?), I will be so kind as to directly suspect the dear old President of no more than 30% of Romanians of more than amicable relations and even campaign sponsorships (direct, indirect… an ad here and there) with whomever the fuck won the tender for that piece of road work.

Anyways, seeing as we have already denominated the Romanian Leu (and dropped four zeros!) and we already only have Romanian New Lei on the market… it would be really nice to speak in numbers one can actually comprehend and stop trying to fool the fucking people, don’t you think so, pres?

1,000 billion Romanian Old Lei = 100 million Romanian New Lei = a mere 32,01 million Euro

So, budgetary speaking, chewing gum money.

Thou shalt chew well.

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