I’ve had 2 accountants so far. Both of them women.

One divorced her husband and disappeared for about 3 months, with my documents and all, cause she was depressed - Is anybody wondering why I just didn’t give a fuck about her depression?

The second got a job working for the state somewhere and stopped caring about work on day 2 - she’s got a state salary now and state employees don’t work for their money :)

I’ve become a male chauvinist pig. I’m looking for an accountant. A guy. If I have any problems with this one… at least I know I’ll be able to curse him without the slightest mental stop sign. Plus that he’ll never get PMS.

Oh, yeah… A thousand thank yous to the all mighty Romanian state, for still wanting a 6 month accounting balance sheet.

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